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No, unfortunately. I

I was too ashamed to admit to Klaus that I didn't know what they were, and now I think he may be expecting me to cook them for him.

I will continue asking around.

You don't think they liven up the space? They certainly convey our enthusiasm for the holiday.

What if we named them after ourselves? Is that too narcissistic?

... It seems you've gotten yourself into quite the predicament. [ wtf siegfried how would you make tacos when you don't even know what they are ???? ]

We look nothing like skeletons, Siegfried.

I'm not worried. Someone in this land has to know what they are.

You're right about that, I suppose. How about having one of them be named Aglovale, then? The cold stare is practically the same.

[ not so subtle diss... ]

... True. I have no doubt you could replicate the dish from description alone. Perhaps I'll survey for more information as well.

[ he has to help uphold his gary stu husband's honour. he doesn't want siegfried to humiliate himself in front of klaus. ]

... Was that a 'joke' at my brother's expense ... [ he respects his brother but he can't deny that siegfried has a point ... ]

You have too much faith in me, but I appreciate it. I'm interested in trying them as well, and I could make some for us.

Naming one of them after Aglovale was a joke, yes. But my point about the cold stare stands.

... Just kidding, that was a joke too.

Hmph. Normally I would caution someone against speaking of my brother in such a frivolous way ...

But in this instance I can see what you mean. [ he's extremely tolerant when it comes to siegfried... and also that skeleton's cold eyes do resemble aglovale's. ]

Your eyes, on the other hand, are warm and quite lovely.

[ it's time to blur ic/ooc simping tonight ]

[ wow don't attack him ]

What? We aren't talking about me right now.

Are you embarrassed?

Of course not! You've simply caught me off guard with your sudden topic change.

I decided I found it preferable to talking about your brother.

I do hope he and the others are doing well.

Last I checked he is running the kingdom well, and has shed those notions that led him astray the last time. In any case, I believe we can leave it to the Captain and the others to keep our homeland in order while we're forced to stay here.

I have faith in them. Besides, as I understand it, your brother has befriended the Captain as well. They would never allow him to stray like that again.

Aha, all of this talk, and our skeleton friends remain nameless.

You want to name one of them 'Aglovale', don't you?

No, actually. I like the skeletons.

[ wow ...... ]

My brother has a noble heart. It has just been hardened by the circumstances. [ he loves his brother but he can see why someone would dislike him. ]

I have little experience with the naming of pets or items. I suppose ... my mother had songbirds she would name after sweet treats.

[ so basically, cutesy names. is this comparable ???? ]

I'm aware. Your brother and I have mutual respect for one another, but we would rather not deal with each other if needed.

[ also cause he foiled aglovale's plans. still, he is incredibly grateful that aglovale helped save him from his curse magic. he never did get to thank him. anyway. ]

That's cute. Let's name them after our favorite desserts.

Mine will be "Tiramisu".

A fair course of action. It would be difficult for me if the both of you were to have real friction.

[ because he loves these sluts

also, 'Tiramisu' is so cute and he hates that he's feeling more fond for some stupid 12 foot tall skeleton now. he's also mentally noting down that Siegfried likes tiramisu most. ]

... I suppose the other one shall be named 'Strawberry Shortcake'.

Then it's settled. Though I may refer to her as "Shortcake" for simplicity.

[ cause strawberry shortcake is a mouthful. also yeah he's decided that one is a girl skeleton ]

These names don't fit them at all.

[ how did he get conned into this

he's feeling fond for some stupid skeletons he used to hate now ]

You don't think so? I like them.

They're a bit like our children, in a strange sense.

[ amazing that he was nonconned into fatherhood ]

Could you not speak such nonsense?

I suppose you do tend to them like a father would.

[ the next thing Siegfried sends is a picture. it's one the skeletons in the yard holding up a sign that simply reads: "we miss you PaaPaa-san!" ]

What are you doing

We are about to have lunch in a moment.

We miss you.

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