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[lockedon]

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You'd have to ask the Augur about that. There's no point theorizing pointlessly on our own.

[walthari]

I suppose. [ Time for Percy to make a long list of questions he's going to annoy the Augur with and handwave it all because i don't want to bother the mods.

A pause. Since Eustace is the only other person he knows from home, it might be a good idea for them to at least get somewhat acquainted (???). For practical reasons, of course. For the Captain's sake he does want to make sure a fellow crew member is safe and well. (Or so goes Percival's tsundere justifications.) ]

So, how are you faring then? Do you know of the expectations thrust upon us yet?

[lockedon]

You mean the obligation to have sex?

[ Hope Percy didn't want it sugar-coated. ]

[walthari]

Hmph. I see you speak with no semblance of delicacy. [ Neither does Percy but only he's allowed to be blunt, ok. ]

How do you feel about that then?

[lockedon]

Do you still plan on speaking with delicacy when someone has their fingers up your ass?

[ Just wondering. ]

[walthari]

You ...?! How dare you say something so uncouth to me! You should watch your words! Or would you like to be cut down and set ablaze?!

[ It's an empty threat unless Eustace wants to spar but he's clutching his pearls right now. ]

[lockedon]

[ :J ]

You won't make it very far here if that's how you plan to respond to every proposition sent your way.

[walthari]

I will handle myself, as I've handled all situations

[ Wait a second. He's so shook he even forgets to put a period after his sentence. That's a very high level of shook. ]

... That was a proposition?!?

[lockedon]

[ I will handle myself.

Also: ]

I doubt I would suit your exacting standards.

[ And he's not about to waste his time. ]

[walthari]

A correct assumption. I would not entertain a courtship with someone who has so little respect.

[ He doesn't actually think Eustace is beneath him but he's being a bitch right now because Eustace made him fluster. ]

[lockedon]

[ He's not even going to bother responding to that ludicrous statement. ]

I'll alert the two of you if I learn anything else then.

[ Eustace, out! ]

[walthari]

Fair enough. I suppose I'll see you around, then.

[ can't believe you would do this to me ........ how could u end the thread ]