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percival aka lord hotman of wales ([personal profile] walthari) wrote2020-08-27 02:49 am
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[personal profile] lockedon 2020-09-25 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
And how do you plan to ensure that?

[ the answer is.....to tie him up ]
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[personal profile] lockedon 2020-09-25 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Bondage alone seems insufficient. Unless you were planning on disciplining me another way?

[ enlighten him....make this real sexting ]
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[personal profile] lockedon 2020-09-25 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ nice ]

You'll have to be more specific than that.

What exactly am I using my mouth on? Your ass? Your cock?


[ apparently percy enjoys both, so ]
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[personal profile] lockedon 2020-09-25 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
How can I [ why is percy like this ] service you when I don't know what you like?

Should I use my tongue? My teeth? Should I suck on you until my lips are red and swollen?
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[personal profile] lockedon 2020-09-25 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ They're both horny now, it's fine.

Anyway there's plenty he could say in response to that but it seems the time for words is gone and the time for action is now, so! Off to Percy's house we go. ]
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[personal profile] schwarzen 2020-10-25 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Percival, do you know what a taco is?

Secondly, have you seen the new addition to the exterior of the house? I recall you were lamenting about the size of the bath tub being too small, so I asked the Augur for an outdoor bath area. It's quite impressive.
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[personal profile] schwarzen 2020-10-25 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm, I was hoping you'd know, since you have more experience with various types of cuisines. It's a dish of some sort, apparently.

I was merely trying to get in the spirit of Halloween. Have they not grown on you? I was thinking we should give them names.
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[personal profile] schwarzen 2020-10-25 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
No, unfortunately. I

I was too ashamed to admit to Klaus that I didn't know what they were, and now I think he may be expecting me to cook them for him.

I will continue asking around.

You don't think they liven up the space? They certainly convey our enthusiasm for the holiday.

What if we named them after ourselves? Is that too narcissistic?
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[personal profile] schwarzen 2020-10-25 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not worried. Someone in this land has to know what they are.

You're right about that, I suppose. How about having one of them be named Aglovale, then? The cold stare is practically the same.


[ not so subtle diss... ]
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[personal profile] schwarzen 2020-10-25 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
You have too much faith in me, but I appreciate it. I'm interested in trying them as well, and I could make some for us.

Naming one of them after Aglovale was a joke, yes. But my point about the cold stare stands.

... Just kidding, that was a joke too.
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[personal profile] schwarzen 2020-10-25 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Your eyes, on the other hand, are warm and quite lovely.

[ it's time to blur ic/ooc simping tonight ]
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[personal profile] schwarzen 2020-10-25 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Are you embarrassed?
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[personal profile] schwarzen 2020-10-25 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
I decided I found it preferable to talking about your brother.

I do hope he and the others are doing well.

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