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un: flamek, thanks for indulging me caps

[lockedon]

[ Recon of a place includes checking out the local phone directory, scanning for any name that might be of interest to him. No sign of the Captain yet, or any of the Society, but there is one name that holds his gaze for longer than a second.

No telling if it's actually who he thinks it is, but no harm in checking. ]

Are you sure Wales will be able to function without your royal presence there?

[ Hi, Percy. ]

un: percival

[walthari]

[ Hi ... who the f*ck is this. He's learned to use the device as a result from some investigation and consultation from Siegfried, but he still doesn't have any ease or speed with it comes to typing. Given his need to show a dignified image, he tries his best to type properly, and this only slows down the process. ]

You're one of the few people here who know of Wales. [ So that piques Percival's interest. ] But when talking to someone new, you should introduce yourself first. Don't you know any basic manners?

My brother is more than capable of running the country on his own. [ Except for when he tried to open the Otherworld but that's behind them now. ]

[lockedon]

[ Percival....r u ded—oh wait, no, there's the message now. Cute that Percy thinks Eustace would ever introduce himself tho. ]

Planning on enjoying your vacation then?

[walthari]

Did you read a word I just said? [ Wow, stop being mysterious. Only Siegfried is allowed to be mysterious. ]

Who is this? State your name already. I want to know who I'm speaking to before I say anything.

[lockedon]

[ ✓✓ Read ]

[lockedon]

[ Just kidding, one minute later: ]

This is Eustace. [ That's all he's saying. ] Is there anyone else here you recognize?

( TEXT. ) un: deathpacito

[occulti]

<sub>[ While Eustace is using the phone directory to look out for people like a good, noble cause, Klaus is using it to just holla at people. Or just make friends. Or something. He's that sociable even if in the back of his mind he is hoping to see the name of someone from his family. Once there's not other Hargreeves on the list, it's time to go with his other idea.

Tonight is a little different.. as in, he dabs his finger with his tongue and closes his eyes, placing his finger on a random name and user ID. Percival. Sure, why not. ]</sub>

monsieur percival
it might be late butt you seem like a man of particular intellect
with a name like percival
maybe you could help me out a lil bit so i can get some rest

ok here it goes

what if the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs
was actually a ufo
and mankind is actually just a bunch of aliens

do you know what i'm talking about?
or are you not from earth either?

un: percival ... can't believe you had to make me think about whether ufos and dinosaurs exist

[walthari]

[ thanks he does think he is very smort. everything else that Klaus says, though? He's really feeling lost in that word salad. ]

I'm not sure where this 'Earth' is. Deathpacito, is it? Do you often lie around making up stories?

[ apparently the gbf world is not called earth ... ashu pls the gbf world is weird and vague and i can't answer any of these questions T_T ]

[occulti]

you can call me klaus
with a k

oh well you’re very fortunate then
not only is it filled with crooked systems and politicians, but it has a pesky habit of being hit by asteroids that wipe out and extinct only specific animals

be happy you aren’t from there

where are you from?

and yes i do but please take me seriously

_{[ it’s ok im sorry he talks like someone high when he isn’t ]}

[walthari]

My name is Percival of the House of Wales. Pleased to make your acquaintance, Klaus.

[ People usually know who he is because he's a prince, but he doesn't expect that here. ]

Crooked systems and leaders appear to be a constant in any world, it seems. But being hit by asteroids ... It sounds like you all have gone through a rough time.

[ He says like he assumes Klaus lived through all that??? ]

[occulti]

you have no idea
herr house of whales

the worst asteroids were pieces of the moon that destroyed everything

_{[ don’t casually talk about the apocalypse like that ]}

anyway how do you feel about this place?

text; sets up camp in your inbox

[lockedon]

Percival. It's Eustace.

[ They need to talk.... ]

goodnight val

[walthari]

[ He definitely has a feeling this is about the night they slept together. This doesn't stop Percy from being curt. ]

Do you need something?

sleep well caps...

[lockedon]

[ It's fine, they can both be curt. ]

How are you feeling?

one more okay ... now goodnight

[walthari]

[ worrying about him... how dare ]

If you mean because of ... the night we shared, I'm feeling just fine.

There's no need to treat me like some weakling. [ he probably just ... idk ... has to be more careful with sitting down or w/e ]

oh my god...

[lockedon]

I simply asked how you were feeling.

[ Why is Percy like this. ]

Human biology isn't designed to accomodate such things. In any case, I should have warned you. I was not in full control of myself at the time.

[ AKA he's sorry. ]

text; in the end i still end up looking thirsty as hell

[lockedon]

Didn't realize you enjoyed literally getting your ass kissed.

[ Hi buddy. ]

thanks for the attention

[walthari]

[ hello friend ]

[ anyway he's spitting that coffee again thanks ]

What?!? What are you talking about???

[lockedon]

[ yw ]

You should be more careful who you sleep with next time.

[ Like he didn't also sleep with Klaus, but details. ]

[walthari]

Klaus ... that fool! I ought to weld his mouth shut.

Why are the both of you talking about me??!

[lockedon]

That sounds counterproductive to what he tells me you enjoy.

[ like getting his dick sucked ]

[schwarzen]

Percival, do you know what a taco is?

Secondly, have you seen the new addition to the exterior of the house? I recall you were lamenting about the size of the bath tub being too small, so I asked the Augur for an outdoor bath area. It's quite impressive.

[walthari]

I'm unfamiliar with that term. Is it something that you've learned here?

[ is it a sex thing ......... as everything is ]

It is quite a sight to behold. It would certainly be of more use to us than the last request you made of them.

[schwarzen]

Hmm, I was hoping you'd know, since you have more experience with various types of cuisines. It's a dish of some sort, apparently.

I was merely trying to get in the spirit of Halloween. Have they not grown on you? I was thinking we should give them names.

[walthari]

It is not a dish from any cuisine I have heard before. Have you had the opportunity to try it?

[ He's always up for learning about random new stuff??? Especially if it's not sex-related. ]

They continue to be eyesores. But I see your fondness for them has only grown, since you're now considering names.